Oops There Goes a Billion Kilo-Watt Dam

So in Germany they have this thing where instead of putting electric lights in fake trees, they put candles in real trees. While I will admit it gives a better ambience, it also may alarm Smokey the Bear. I of course wanted to join on this time honoured tradition and decorate the tree in my room. To do this I bought a box of mini silver bulbs from the 1€ store, this would be the equivalent of a “Everything’s a buck thirty four and rising store at home”, and a bag of mini candles. I then decorated my tree by hanging the candles from wire, in what seemed to be a safe distance out of the tree. “Will, was ist stinkend,” translates into, “forgot to carry the zero in physic calculations of heat transfer.” Sorry Michael, I melted one (of the two) branches of your rubber tree plant. I’ll make it up to you. I think the rubber tree plant went out in the 50’s any how.

GPoD: Der Baum ist brennen! - The tree is on fire!