Stats

USA Germany % Change Black Coffee Drunk* 7 7 0% Cups per Week Specialty Coffee Drunk** .01 4 39900% Cups per Week Tea Drunk*** .005 6 11900% Cups per Week Beer Drunk**** 1 5 400% Liters per Week Distance Walked***** <1 10 900% Kilometers per Day Döners Consumed****** 0 3 + Eaten per Week Red Meat Consumed******* 3 0 -100% Pounds per Week Proper Eng. Conversations******** 200 5 -95% number per Week Broken Eng.********* <1 100 + number per Week German*********** 0 50 + number per Week McDonalds Meals*********** 0 .5 + number per Week

* Coffee is good here!
** Latte Macchiato
*** We have a Wasserkoche (electric kettle) in the apartment and one roommate obsessed with tea
**** Beers can also substitute meals in Germany (1.5 lt recommended for 1 meal)
***** It is amazing how much you walk when you have no car
****** Döner - sadly unavailable in Wichita
******* I had one steak here: Ribeye. The butcher promised me it was the best meat available in the world, imported from Argentina. I almost gagged. Sorry to Tinians but you can't compete. The location also may have had something to do with it.
******** Best guess
********* You can sometimes be better understood when not complicating things
********** 50% of which go astray
*********** McD's is 'cool' here and not just talking speaking screaming children. I usually opt for 1 original cheeseburger.

GPoD Ich Liebe Es - I'm Lovin' It (Although not as slangy, it is literally: I Love It)
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Wenn wir dort noch einmal essen müssen, denke ich, dass ich krank sein werde! - If we have to eat there one more time I think I will be ill!